ulahmu yang ngocol
kusuruh belikan dodol
malah bawakan aku odol
aku minta belikan risol
malah belikan aku ongol-ongol
kau benar-benar konyol
saat ku suruh ambilkan jambu bol
kau malah ambilkan aku botol
kusuruh makan kol
eh, kau malah makan jengkol
hatiku kesenggol dan
I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Did you understand what I just told you?
Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Then why are you so happy?
Because that proves that I have a brain!
BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
What is 5 plus 4?
What is 4 plus 5?
Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
IN A DRUG STORE
I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
What are you looking at?
I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
WITH HIS FRIEND
How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.
I didn't see any
What tape did you took anyway?
Bean: Head Cleaner.