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Kasih yang konyol

  

kasih....

kau memang konyol

dengan ulahmu yang ngocol

saat kusuruh belikan dodol

kau malah bawakan aku odol

ketika aku minta belikan risol

kau malah belikan aku ongol-ongol

 

          oh, kasih...

          kau benar-benar konyol

          saat ku suruh ambilkan jambu bol

          kau malah ambilkan aku botol

          kusuruh makan kol

          eh, kau malah makan jengkol

           

oh... kasih

kenapa kau konyol

bikin hatiku dongkol

hingga jidatmu benjol

tapi hatiku kesenggol dan

akhirnya kecantol.

MR. BEAN

  

BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

   

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is  6!!

  

 WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

   

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks!

   

 CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

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