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Kasih
yang konyol
kasih....
kau
memang konyol
dengan
ulahmu yang ngocol
saat
kusuruh belikan dodol
kau
malah bawakan aku odol
ketika
aku minta belikan risol
kau
malah belikan aku ongol-ongol
oh, kasih...
kau benar-benar konyol
saat ku suruh ambilkan jambu bol
kau malah ambilkan aku botol
kusuruh makan kol
eh, kau malah makan jengkol
oh...
kasih
kenapa
kau konyol
bikin
hatiku dongkol
hingga
jidatmu benjol
tapi
hatiku kesenggol dan
akhirnya
kecantol.
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MR.
BEAN
BRAIN
TUMOR
Doctor:
I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr.
Bean:
Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor:
Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr.
Bean:
Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor:
Then why are you so happy?
Mr.
Bean:
Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR.
BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher:
What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.
Bean: 9
Teacher:
What is 4 plus 5?
Mr.
Bean:
Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
WHILE
IN A DRUG STORE
Mr.
Bean:
I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk:
Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr.
Bean:
Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
QUEUING
BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend:
What are you looking at?
Mr.
Bean:
I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend:
Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr.
Bean:
four asterisks!
CHATTING
WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend:
How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr.
Bean:
What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film.
I didn't see any
picture.
Friend:
What tape did you took anyway?
Mr.
Bean: Head Cleaner.
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